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Boston Beauty Wins Modeling Contract

30 October, 2006


This week, a typical Boston beauty has won the chance to exhibit her Lincolnshire charms with the aid of a coveted modelling contract. Pam told 'The Paragraph' in an exclusive interview: "Its well fucking good! I tell ya! All my mates are well fucking jealous!"

Pam, 35, says she will devote her new earnings to her three young children: Kain, Kylie and Jason, who where excited at the prospect of her mothers new occupation. "I can't believe it!" said six year old Kain, "My friends are gonna be so pissed off. Me mam and Adrian said I could have a quad bike".

Pam from Woad Farm Road, Boston won the contract after her husband, Adrian, sent her photograph to a well known gentleman's magazine. Jobless Adrian, 28, submitted the photo "for a laugh" but it now acting as Pam's agent and manager following the surprise contract. "I was well made-up" said Adrian yesterday, "I only sent it in for a laugh and I never expected any of this, its fucking brilliant!"

Daughter Kylie, 12, said she now dreams of following in her mothers footsteps; "Its well bad, I'm gonna be like me mam. If that bitch can do it then I fucking can. What the fuck are you looking at mongol?"

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